American tv shows at christmas:
British tv shows at christmas:
#the one time supernatural is the happy one
IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
"butter me up, sunshine"
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
I accidentally told my mom it was Christmas 1st instead of December 1st.
Accurate either way
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD