A Series Of Unfortunate Mondays

For when I like to read past my bedtime and jot things in notebooks when I shouldn't be.

dongstomper69:

tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

why arent you fucking pizza yet? it’s portable and warm

(Source: tentacuddles, via thewintersoldierismine)

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

(Source: peteneems, via lesbiangrandmas)

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(via addictedtopunsandpizza)

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via blueboxburglar)

polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky, via godtie)

dederants:

cloudplusone:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He didn’t hate his job so much as hated the people he was doing the job for.

Rebloggong because this makes for a kickass theory.

(via addictedtopunsandpizza)

deafmuslimpunx:

pretendpagan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

damn

deafmuslimpunx:

pretendpagan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

damn

(Source: tzintzuntzan, via plant-friends)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via succeeding)

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

(Source: unclefather, via thewintersoldierismine)

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

(via thewintersoldierismine)

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

(via succeeding)

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

(via drowning-in-the-shallow-end)