going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
we need some new and more powerful swears
the elder swear
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
Anonymous said: what's wrong with brushing curly hair? (sorry everyone i know has straight hair but i see you complain about brushing it a lot and i just don't know what happens)
Okay, these pictures were taken last year, back when I had longer hair, but they’re still relevant.
Curly hair without brushing:
Curly hair with brushing:
Anonymous said: Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)
I’M A HUGE LESBIAN
oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao
1.) shitting while peeing and crying at 3am
2.) warbled noises
3.) loud high pitched shrieking wails that dont stop for hours
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
"IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”
— Hades at some point probably
I laughed way too hard at this.
I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained
"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."
Awww, how cute
I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…
*tumblr collectively laughs*