A Series Of Unfortunate Mondays

For when I like to read past my bedtime and jot things in notebooks when I shouldn't be.

whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

(Source: einn-l, via dontpullasherlock)

actionables:

beardedmice:

actionables:

I did a thing.

"misogynistic"
The writer’s first name is Karen.
Good job on not being able to look at a picture.

'misogynistic media' and did you seriously just imply that women can not be misogynists?

(via wheresagnes)

mydollyaviana:

worksofwalt:

When talking about this movie, people frequently bring up the fact that the message boils down to the fact that, in the end, it really does matter what you look like, and that the ugly guy won’t ever get the girl no matter how nice he is.

Well. Those people are wrong.

Think harder. There are three contenders for Esmeralda’s affections - Frollo, Quasimodo, and Phoebus. Frollo has zero affection for Esmeralda. No affection, no respect, no good feelings at all. All he feels is lust. And when he looks at her, all he sees are her faults (or what he believes are faults). He sees her a sexy gypsy who has spent her whole life in sin. And that causes him to feel lust. Because of this, he is incapable of seeing her good heart and truly decent soul. He sees a problem in need of fixing.

The audience wants Quasimodo to get the girl because he’s nice and she treats him well, and he deserves to catch a break for once in his life. And those things are all true. However. That line of thought essentially equates Esmeralda to his prize, to an object rather than a person. The problem with a Quasimodo-Esmeralda pairing is the exact opposite of Frollo. Frollo sees no good qualities in her, Quasimodo sees no bad qualities. He puts her on a pedestal and blinds himself to any mistakes she may make or flaws in her personality. He idolizes her in a way that is not healthy.

But Phoebus… Phoebus sits between the two: he sees her good, he sees her bad, and he can see the whole picture. He sees Esmeralda as she actually is - a person. She is not a sinful creature in need of reform and she is not a perfect specimen of humanity. Phoebus is the only one who can see that, and the only one who respects her as a person instead of a prize.

And that’s why the pretty guy gets the girl.

"Frollo saw Esmeralda as a demon. Quasimodo saw Esmeralda as an Angel. Phoebus saw her as Esmeralda. That is why Esmeralda fell in love with Phoebus."

(via draco-inthe-impala-inthe-tardis)

Five Disney Films Meme
→ Saddest Moment | Beast and Belle’s Goodbye

(via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

whereisthebepis:
pollyguo:

foxadhd:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson


From twitter @callmetrademark:

The kids at #keenestate threw beer cans at cops and got arrested. Mike Brown threw his hands up and caught SIX shots

pollyguo:

foxadhd:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson

From twitter @callmetrademark:
The kids at threw beer cans at cops and got arrested. Mike Brown threw his hands up and caught SIX shots

(via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

land-of-propaganda:

#FergusonOctober

A mural was painted over Monday afternoon after Trenton police expressed concern that the painting, depicting Michael Brown, a Ferguson, Mo., teen who was fatally shot by police in August, sent the wrong message about community and police relations.

(Read more here)

(10/21)

(via theavengersbrokethephonebox)

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

(via draco-inthe-impala-inthe-tardis)

phantomrose96:

There’s such an important difference between

  • I’m so upset by this character’s death! I loved them so much and it was such an emotionally charged moment! I need a week to compose myself.
  • I’m so upset by this character’s death! I loved them so much and their death was utterly pointless. It was done for unnecessary shock value and the plot will definitely suffer for it. I need a week to stop fuming.

(via numba1fangirl)

penumbraplanet:

thateventuality:

Painting Easter eggs with orphans from the Church of England Children’s Society…. The Beatles took some time out from the filming of A Hard Day’s Night for this, March 1964
Source: BRAVO Archiv

oh my god this is adorable

penumbraplanet:

thateventuality:

Painting Easter eggs with orphans from the Church of England Children’s Society…. The Beatles took some time out from the filming of A Hard Day’s Night for this, March 1964

Source: BRAVO Archiv

oh my god this is adorable

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fangpants:

lady-jekyll:

gaminginyourunderwear:

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

Me too.

FFFFFFFFFucking hate Deadpool cosplayers. They think because they can put on a shit suit they can run around and act like an asstit.

Like 3% of Deadpool cosplayers have a viable personality under the suit

you do know this is D-Piddy right? he asks for consent before he does anything or even records anyone. He’s rlly funny while still being super chill and polite to the cosplayers and i wish more Deadpool cosplayers were like him

(via consulting-timelord-of-mischief)

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

(via booyonstiel)

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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